It just went missing!
I used to have a sock
but alas it's no more
though I peered in the cupboards
and I searched on the floor
I looked in the freezer
and under the stairs
in the end I presumed
it's been taken by Bears
I phoned London Zoo
and demanded they see
that my sock weren't being worn
by a chimp or a bee
They checked all their charges
and said there's no truth
in the thought of my sock
being on claw or on hoof
I called the Police in
to ransack my house
but their search unearthed nothing
not even a mouse
I gave them permission
to question my clothes
but the answers they got
were that "nobody knows"
And lo as I type this
I've learned nothing new
my sock are still missing
and my toes have turned blue
My ankle are chilled
and my knee miss the heat
so tonight spare a thought
for my poor little foot
Poem by: "Dunstan"
